My husband and I have a terrible tradition of brutally criticizing the contestants on Jeopardy. Their clothes, their accents, their stupid-ass personal anecdotes, their hair, their dumb names, their teeth especially, their chicken shit Double Jeopardy bets, you get the idea. Sometimes we have to pause it to properly do the job. I have considered making a Tumblr just for my special evil hobby, but it really is too mean and those poor people don’t deserve that. I will keep my overly critical, unasked for opinions to my basement. But you can come over if you want.