January 2011
24 posts
CLEVERer: Can This Happen??? →
samgrittner:
I just got a message from a lovely lady and follower of mine on Twitter in which she proposed something that sounded crazy to me at first. The last week has been the most intense of my life and I’ve learned a lot: Be strong, be healthy, and believe. I’m right back to writing non-stop and I’m…
DO IT.
Also have you seen this latest guy? He has won four days in a row but he hasn’t won a Final Jeopardy once and Alex keeps giving him shit about it and how low his total is. Sometimes I hate Alex. He’s kind of a dick.
You know what really pisses me off?
When they “Run out of time” on Jeopardy, and don’t finish all the clues, which may be in a category I might ACTUALLY KNOW, and then there are still EIGHT MINUTES left in the half hour, so you know they didn’t REALLY run out of time. They just know they can run six minutes of commercials and we won’t change the channel because Hello, FINAL JEOPARDY. We DVR it anyway,...
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The most important part of Golden Tee is picking your golf outfit.
Ok, bad news. We are out with friends tonight and I just realized that I have to work tomorrow AND THAT MEANS IN THE MORNING!! Suck. Can I switch back to graveyard shift now please?? I’ll BE the weekend manager so maybe I can show up at nine. Or ten. Who will they tell? It’s my third day at my new job, OK I’ll be there at eight. MAYBE …stay tuned.
Lazy Self-Indulgent Book Reviews: You're All... →
A polite, educated fellow with a beautiful Lower East Side apartment invited me to a perfunctory dinner right after his long-term girlfriend had left him. We quickly progressed to his bed, and things did not go well. He couldn’t stay aroused. Over the course of the tryst, I trotted out every…
This is super-long, but very good and thought provoking.
