December 2010
48 posts
Goodbye Nightshift!
I am orienting today for my new position, unit manager. Only two graveyard shifts left this week and I’m back to the land of the living. It is hard to be awake in the day so far, and of course I start the week we are expecting our State Survey any minute. So Yay me!
The Stupid Fucking Happy Nappers didn’t get here yet and my in-laws aren’t bringing their Pillow Pets until Monday so I am afraid my poor sweet darling kindergartners are going to cry on Christmas. Hopefully all their Wii games will keep them distracted. Sigh. I wanted to go buy them more Pillow Pets tonight so they would have them tomorrow but Jesse says No Way, they will be fine....
Things Riley Says
“If I was a slide and I had eyes and a nose and a mouth I would keep my mouth shut when someone was sliding down me, but when no one was sliding down me I would just talk ALL THE TIME.”
Yeah like him talking all the time would be such a big change.
THE BAR IS OUT OF EVERYTHING BUT RUM! Gays here drink a lot.
Why don’t I have a fucking tiara?????
I'm out of the house!
I’m at the Snowflake Ball - a fundraiser for charity at the gay bar - a bunch of people from work came out it’s $20 for open bar, dinner, and a drag show so pics will be later!! Later tonight my husband and I have to stop by a birthday party so it’s an unusual weekend.
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“Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.”
– Carrie Fisher
They updated Wordfeud to NO LONGER TELL ME WHEN IT IS MY TURN? UNWANTED IMPROVEMENT.
Truthful Tuesday
People think I am a good listener. They tell me all sorts of juicy secrets and gossip. I am a GREAT secret keeper, too, mostly because I am actually good at ACTING like I am listening, and have a terrible memory. If I happen to remember what you told me, I’ll probably remember someone else saying it. I should probably work on that.
I PASSED!
For part of the test for ACLS (advanced cardiac life support) class today, we had to do a Megacode. You have to run a code, they give you a situation and you tell the team to do airway, hook up the monitor/defibrillator, analyze the heart rhythm, direct CPR, decide which drugs to push, etc. In every scenario, even if you do everything right, the ‘patient’ dies. We still passed,...
That's what she said.
Most important rule of CPR? PUSH HARD AND PUSH FAST.
Reading Richard Lawson's Real Housewives recaps on...
“So that’s where we stand! Or stood. Or crumpled and wept. That’s where we something. Kim might be in love. Maybe she is. You know, I’ll bet that when Martin “drove her home” that they spent the night together in Martin’s Stutz, up by the Hollywood sign. I bet that he creaked into position and they made a kind of soporific love together, always on the edge...
Great.
I just stabbed myself in the thumb with someone’s insulin syringe and NOW I’M GOING TO CATCH THE SUGAR DIABEETEES!!!
Truthful Thursday
I don’t know how to even see who my Tumblr Crushes are. I could probably figure it out if I put any effort into it at all, but really, Why?
Really.
I’ve had full on crying nervous breakdowns twice this week to my boss and the corporate boss over recent working conditions. Long story short, pretty sure I’m going to get promoted. Really. But still not sure why I keep getting so emotional about it. This crying at work shit is embarassing. That is something I really wish I could change. I cry like an idiot when I get mad. I really...